Argon-Jaden-Siberite

First comes first, I am heartless. It's true. I don't know what a heart is, I don't know what attraction is and I definitely dunno what mutual understanding is. Yeah, I don't have feelings, that much is true. But lately, there's this bloke who makes my inside turn into jelly. You heard it right. I think I got my heart back. I won't tell you his name, or where he lives, or why I'm attracted to him, or why I love the sound of his laugh, or why I love the way his eyes sparkle, or why I hate it when he looks hurt, or why I hate it when he gets mad or... Okay, you get the picture. But this, this is a catastrophe. I'm not capable of loving someon